This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.
Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.
Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Hey /vx/
What if -bear with me- me, the meaning of life is actually masturbation.
I mean look at the facts ho, like we are always wondering what is our mission here and we do a lot of things every day, but the only thing we do that we actually do whitout a real reason and independent from if you are young or old, is Masturbation!
We are always masturbating, it feels good and we have no real excuse for it, we produce a lot of sexual energy when we do that too, and we masturbate to images so we could be giving that energy to certain gods that need it..
It's like, maybe everything we reproduce just to ensure there will be more of us to continue masturbating in the future, maybe everything we build is just to ignore that our goal in this world is as simple as jerking it off a few times a week/day.
Maybe we are like, a battery man, like, a fap-powered battery..
That would explain why some gods are always gifting us with their grace and why some of them are always trying to gain power, piggybacking into another gods (for this example I quote zalgo mlp porn, it's like zalgo is trying to rob epona power).
It's like, we are giving these gods power with our dicks and cunts, we are like the big motor that keeps them going and they know this, that is why things like Trump wining and the immense power "meme magic" has...
We empower them with our dicks
What if -bear with me- me, the meaning of life is actually masturbation.
I mean look at the facts ho, like we are always wondering what is our mission here and we do a lot of things every day, but the only thing we do that we actually do whitout a real reason and independent from if you are young or old, is Masturbation!
We are always masturbating, it feels good and we have no real excuse for it, we produce a lot of sexual energy when we do that too, and we masturbate to images so we could be giving that energy to certain gods that need it..
It's like, maybe everything we reproduce just to ensure there will be more of us to continue masturbating in the future, maybe everything we build is just to ignore that our goal in this world is as simple as jerking it off a few times a week/day.
Maybe we are like, a battery man, like, a fap-powered battery..
That would explain why some gods are always gifting us with their grace and why some of them are always trying to gain power, piggybacking into another gods (for this example I quote zalgo mlp porn, it's like zalgo is trying to rob epona power).
It's like, we are giving these gods power with our dicks and cunts, we are like the big motor that keeps them going and they know this, that is why things like Trump wining and the immense power "meme magic" has...
We empower them with our dicks
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>>6798
>We empower them with our dicks
This has been a known fact on 4chan for quite a while now. It's the release of an energy called orgone.
>tfw some Anons still try to claim waifuism isn't idolatry
>We empower them with our dicks
This has been a known fact on 4chan for quite a while now. It's the release of an energy called orgone.
>tfw some Anons still try to claim waifuism isn't idolatry
Orgasm magic is very strong.
>>13449
I would say something about this being just a theory but humanity have been adoring deities for a while now.
Now, the implications of such acts is a thing that's not really clear to me, as how does streams of energy are absorbed by energy creatures and how does a group of humans create one of such energy creatures, do they even create them or just modify something that is already existent to birth such a thing?
Everything about magic is really hard to put into formal therms, like, we don't even have the proof of sentient energy beings, just how do you prove such a thing exists?
I would say something about this being just a theory but humanity have been adoring deities for a while now.
Now, the implications of such acts is a thing that's not really clear to me, as how does streams of energy are absorbed by energy creatures and how does a group of humans create one of such energy creatures, do they even create them or just modify something that is already existent to birth such a thing?
Everything about magic is really hard to put into formal therms, like, we don't even have the proof of sentient energy beings, just how do you prove such a thing exists?
>>22880
Ian Stevenson is a psychologist who produced 2000 pages of evidence for reincarnation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Stevenson#Reception
https://archive.org/details/reincarnationandbiology01
https://archive.org/details/reincarnationandbiology02
If you get persuaded that there is reincarnation then consciousness can survive without a body made of atoms.
What is spacetime? Spacetime itself is full of fluctuations. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_fluctuation Can the fluctuations contain information?
Nothing is actually solid, atoms aren't balls, everything is energy fields.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l6VPpDublg
Ian Stevenson is a psychologist who produced 2000 pages of evidence for reincarnation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Stevenson#Reception
https://archive.org/details/reincarnationandbiology01
https://archive.org/details/reincarnationandbiology02
If you get persuaded that there is reincarnation then consciousness can survive without a body made of atoms.
What is spacetime? Spacetime itself is full of fluctuations. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_fluctuation Can the fluctuations contain information?
Nothing is actually solid, atoms aren't balls, everything is energy fields.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l6VPpDublg
Horse pussy is the meaning of life
Are you Horselover Fat,OP?
RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.
We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.
Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.
Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
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We're due for fresh bread, desu.
I'd rather pick up there, once things are sorted out.
I'd rather pick up there, once things are sorted out.
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What do you guys think about cod ww2?
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Played it. It's pretty shit. The multiplayer was boring and filled with less players than when I played a Call of Duty game years ago when I hated it less. Throughout the entire time, my head was basically filled with the thought that this tried too hard to compete with Battlefield 1 and failed spectacularly at that. Which says something because it ramps up the political agenda crap way higher than its competitor. It follows the line of the current Wolfenstein level annoying, just less enjoying to play. So, that's a win if it was setting itself up for worst propaganda of current while being a loss for anyone with taste. I haven't played campaign yet, I can't tell you about that. I have played the only worthwhile feature in modern COD, Zombies, but it's terrible compared to the previous renditions. There's some fun it, some. The rest of the game is a big disappoi- Nevermind. I never had expectations for this game at all.
>>47562
Man as a Kid I used to play the SHIT out of WaW. I remember I would boot it up and start playing and then while playing I would be like "Why am I playing this" and, "I am bored", just to look at the clock and see 8 hours have passed! The game was fantastic and I guess it's why I hate the modern ones so much is they just feel like a reskin of each other with an addition here and there and when they try to do something new it's stupid like dancing or skins for the guns just dumb stuff that adds little to nothing to the game.
Man as a Kid I used to play the SHIT out of WaW. I remember I would boot it up and start playing and then while playing I would be like "Why am I playing this" and, "I am bored", just to look at the clock and see 8 hours have passed! The game was fantastic and I guess it's why I hate the modern ones so much is they just feel like a reskin of each other with an addition here and there and when they try to do something new it's stupid like dancing or skins for the guns just dumb stuff that adds little to nothing to the game.
>>47567
Yeah it really was I loved the US one Hated the USSR one even as a Kid I felt I was fighting on the wrong side when it came to the Russian campaign.
Yeah it really was I loved the US one Hated the USSR one even as a Kid I felt I was fighting on the wrong side when it came to the Russian campaign.
Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>58444
Bumping this, because I don't think he saw it.
Brad's faggot, did you ever take Divine Might? I can't remember seeing you use it.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Divine_Might
Bumping this, because I don't think he saw it.
Brad's faggot, did you ever take Divine Might? I can't remember seeing you use it.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Divine_Might
ARE WE BEING DETAINED?
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ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVEEEEEEEEEE
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>>56902
Can you pls change flag back?
People are right, it's a permanent tripcode that can't be self-removed.
Can you pls change flag back?
People are right, it's a permanent tripcode that can't be self-removed.
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>>56909
If I may be absolutely honest with you, this site needs more chaos, like moot's Mc/b/ prank and ofc, the random one-day merging of different boards in the spirit of this site's birth.
If I may be absolutely honest with you, this site needs more chaos, like moot's Mc/b/ prank and ofc, the random one-day merging of different boards in the spirit of this site's birth.
Test
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I made a pretty cool gun in Fallout 4. Fallout 4 is dildos, a shallow imitation of the Fallout franchise on the bugthesderp engine, but mods make the minecrap simulator into an alright-ish game.
I was looking through my folders for some horsepussy to post, I saw this, and decided to make a thread about this AND horsepussy.
Post horsepussy and pretty cool guns.
I was looking through my folders for some horsepussy to post, I saw this, and decided to make a thread about this AND horsepussy.
Post horsepussy and pretty cool guns.
For some reason, they look cuter when more equine.
Also, mods make Fallout an alright "Pretty cool gun" maker, and nothing else. Combat sucks, quests are shit, Preston keeps bugging, it's a mess. I only still have it installed because I sometimes like making random shit and trying to make a minmax-y or weird-looking gun.
I never played Metal Gear Solid 5, though, and I heard that game had some awesome guns you could glitch out and modify.
Also, mods make Fallout an alright "Pretty cool gun" maker, and nothing else. Combat sucks, quests are shit, Preston keeps bugging, it's a mess. I only still have it installed because I sometimes like making random shit and trying to make a minmax-y or weird-looking gun.
I never played Metal Gear Solid 5, though, and I heard that game had some awesome guns you could glitch out and modify.
>>809
Yeah I have to agree I was disappointed in fallout 4 myself. I pre-ordered the pipboy version of it got crazy HYPED for it! Yeah felt the same way you do. The speech system was broken, everything felt shallow, the death of my “wife” didn’t’ mean shit to me because well I only knew her for a WHOLE 5minutes. I felt like my decisions didn’t mean SHIT like what I did wouldn’t affect a thing. The map had too few locations vs Fallout 3. The game is shallow, it is a far cry from the glory of Fallout 1-NV (Excluding Tactics the WORST game of all in the fallout series and the weird Xbox only one).
But I feel like fallout 4 wasn’t all bad like it had a few things it did right, the gun upgrade and crafting system was nice, the gun play was very nice, graphically it was a step up from 3 and NV, the base building part was an interesting concept thought he modding community had to fix it as usual. Fallout 4 I would give a solid 7/10 it wasn’t as good as NV, Fallout 3, Fallout 1 and Fallout 2 but it was not a complete insult to the Fallout series like Fallout Tactics was.
Also Luna Pussy
Yeah I have to agree I was disappointed in fallout 4 myself. I pre-ordered the pipboy version of it got crazy HYPED for it! Yeah felt the same way you do. The speech system was broken, everything felt shallow, the death of my “wife” didn’t’ mean shit to me because well I only knew her for a WHOLE 5minutes. I felt like my decisions didn’t mean SHIT like what I did wouldn’t affect a thing. The map had too few locations vs Fallout 3. The game is shallow, it is a far cry from the glory of Fallout 1-NV (Excluding Tactics the WORST game of all in the fallout series and the weird Xbox only one).
But I feel like fallout 4 wasn’t all bad like it had a few things it did right, the gun upgrade and crafting system was nice, the gun play was very nice, graphically it was a step up from 3 and NV, the base building part was an interesting concept thought he modding community had to fix it as usual. Fallout 4 I would give a solid 7/10 it wasn’t as good as NV, Fallout 3, Fallout 1 and Fallout 2 but it was not a complete insult to the Fallout series like Fallout Tactics was.
Also Luna Pussy
>>812
Remember the shitty sidequests in Fallout New Vegas? Me neither. The best ones all tied into the main quest, in one way or another. Except for the optional sidequests that tied into getting loot, helping your faction, or getting more caps so you can get through the checkpoint.
Remember one of the worst (in my opinion) sidequests in Fallout 4? The one where you save some immortal Ghoul kid because Ghouls suddenly don't need to eat or drink any more, then you scare off some bounty hunters that want to kill him?
Also, I hate how the gun and crafting systems are there for the same reason your starting SPECIAL stats are lowered: To give you another timesink and necessitate more grinding. You want to make your shitty gun into a max-level best gun? You're going to need a lot of screws and adhesives and other materials! The in-game crafting system is just a way to make your meaningless numbers bigger, so you can fight the bigger bullet-sponge bosses. It's only worth using when you've got the AMAW mod and you can make interesting monsters. Like the 0Main Event I just posted, which deals fucktons of damage on hit and fires 3 bursts of 50 bullets a second, dealing even more fucktons if it crits.
Remember the shitty sidequests in Fallout New Vegas? Me neither. The best ones all tied into the main quest, in one way or another. Except for the optional sidequests that tied into getting loot, helping your faction, or getting more caps so you can get through the checkpoint.
Remember one of the worst (in my opinion) sidequests in Fallout 4? The one where you save some immortal Ghoul kid because Ghouls suddenly don't need to eat or drink any more, then you scare off some bounty hunters that want to kill him?
Also, I hate how the gun and crafting systems are there for the same reason your starting SPECIAL stats are lowered: To give you another timesink and necessitate more grinding. You want to make your shitty gun into a max-level best gun? You're going to need a lot of screws and adhesives and other materials! The in-game crafting system is just a way to make your meaningless numbers bigger, so you can fight the bigger bullet-sponge bosses. It's only worth using when you've got the AMAW mod and you can make interesting monsters. Like the 0Main Event I just posted, which deals fucktons of damage on hit and fires 3 bursts of 50 bullets a second, dealing even more fucktons if it crits.
>>815
Tbh I don't remember any of the fallout 4 quests besides Preston, the main quest and the murder mystery on the island I don't remember anything else about the quests in fallout 4 because they where generic, uninspired, and well mostly pointless.
As for the crafting I liked it because it allows you to have more playing styles like having a 10mm pistol that fires super fast but can't hit for shit or making one that works like a sniper rifle. I felt it allowed you to have more depth on weapons vs fallout 3 and NV like how the varmit rifle and 10mm pistol become useless after 2 hours of playing in 3 and NV but in 4 you could build on them and even take them to end game as I did with my 10mm in fallout 4. I also liked how it gave scrap and junk you find a purpose besides just selling like in 3 and NV.
But sadly that is kinda where the good of fallout 4 end and it just goes to shit. If fallout 3 and NV had the crafting system it would have made them even better but sadly it was a great crafting system tacked onto a turd. Writing that is bad fanfic quality.
Tbh I don't remember any of the fallout 4 quests besides Preston, the main quest and the murder mystery on the island I don't remember anything else about the quests in fallout 4 because they where generic, uninspired, and well mostly pointless.
As for the crafting I liked it because it allows you to have more playing styles like having a 10mm pistol that fires super fast but can't hit for shit or making one that works like a sniper rifle. I felt it allowed you to have more depth on weapons vs fallout 3 and NV like how the varmit rifle and 10mm pistol become useless after 2 hours of playing in 3 and NV but in 4 you could build on them and even take them to end game as I did with my 10mm in fallout 4. I also liked how it gave scrap and junk you find a purpose besides just selling like in 3 and NV.
But sadly that is kinda where the good of fallout 4 end and it just goes to shit. If fallout 3 and NV had the crafting system it would have made them even better but sadly it was a great crafting system tacked onto a turd. Writing that is bad fanfic quality.
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I AM a gun.
does that count?
also this ==> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKxmKFld5DA
ElementMaterial weapons are awesome!
i have a fuckn fetish for EnergyWeapons
does that count?
also this ==> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKxmKFld5DA
ElementMaterial weapons are awesome!
i have a fuckn fetish for EnergyWeapons
Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.
We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;
Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot
Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;
Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot
Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
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If I want to somersault over a character's square to land behind them, do I roll Jump or Tumble?
ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition
Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
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Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....
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pssssssst, Trump's faggot has a "thing" about odd numbers
>>55265
Good point, although you do have those buffing Spells, and the benefits of Smite Ebil would've probably overridden anything you might've needed the Str for.
It'd be wiser to put everything into Char from now on. You'll want it for ebin feats and more potent Smites.
Good point, although you do have those buffing Spells, and the benefits of Smite Ebil would've probably overridden anything you might've needed the Str for.
It'd be wiser to put everything into Char from now on. You'll want it for ebin feats and more potent Smites.
>>55268
Well, Smite Evil is very limited (only four uses a day under the 3.5 paladin) and the charisma bonus only applies to attack rolls, but not damage, when damage is what is most needed to stay competitive, and the strength bonus applies to every damage roll. There are a couple feats from the Complete Warrior, however...
Well, Smite Evil is very limited (only four uses a day under the 3.5 paladin) and the charisma bonus only applies to attack rolls, but not damage, when damage is what is most needed to stay competitive, and the strength bonus applies to every damage roll. There are a couple feats from the Complete Warrior, however...
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